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Triton

The Wrong Way Round

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Triton around Neptune. Drawn to be seen, not to scale: the order and the direction are real.

Triton: Neptune's largest moon, orbiting backwards because it was captured, with nitrogen geysers and a slow fall to come.

What the song is built on

  • It orbits backwards, so Neptune probably captured it
  • Around -235°C, one of the coldest places measured
  • Geysers of nitrogen rise from its surface
  • It is slowly falling towards Neptune

Established astronomy. The music is an interpretation of it — see the curatorial policy.

SoundReverse-tape ambient, backwards swells, icy pads, slow heartbeat percussion, haunted male vocal, 70 BPM, beautiful and doomed

Lyrics
[Intro] Everything here goes forward Except me [Verse 1] Every moon of any size goes one way The way its planet turns I go the other, so they know I wasn't born here, I was learned A Kuiper wanderer passing by And Neptune's hand closed on my arm Billions of years of falling since And the falling does no harm, not yet, no harm [Chorus] The wrong way round, the wrong way round A stolen moon in a borrowed sky One day the tide will pull me down And I'll become a ring before I die [Verse 2] Minus two thirty-five upon my face Among the coldest ever read And still there's something moving underneath Nitrogen geysers overhead Voyager caught them in eighty-nine Dark plumes eight kilometres high A cantaloupe of cracked and frozen ground Beneath a thin and pink-lit sky [Bridge] Ten million years, or a hundred more The numbers hardly matter now The system pulls its children in And I am falling, and I don't know how to stop, or how [Final Chorus] The wrong way round, the wrong way round A stolen moon in a borrowed sky One day the tide will pull me down And I'll become a ring before I die [Outro] Everything here goes forward Except me

Triton goes round

Solar System — 2026 Founding Edition — one of 30 songs.